I'm glad nobody saw meHave you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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bad postmanI once stumbled into my house at about 5am one Saturday morning so utterly drunk fucked that I literally could not make it to my bedroom.
So I shut the front door behind me and passed out in the hallway with my head using the inside doormat as a pillow.
Fast forward about 3 hours and the postman delivered me a book from amazon... Which landed on my macara fucked, door matt dimpled man face and woke me immediately the fuck up..
I bet the postman didn't even realise that some dumb bint was the other side of the front door trying to be quiet as poss as he checked his bag for my other letters.
THANK FUCK.
I still laid there for a good 45 minutes more before finally taking my shoes off and moving to the sofa.
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Is it wrong that this is all I could think of?
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I am loving this post.(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:29, closed)
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