Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I once lived in a shared house, and was quietly watching TV on my own. Now, one of the residents was a girl - let's call her 'A' as I can't remember her name - who had taken pity on a girlfriend of hers(let's call her 'B'.. my imagination's sparking today) who had no place to go, and so was temporarily living on A's floor.
So there I was, when girls A & B came into the room, both giggling manically. 'A' said: my boyfriend's coming over.. can B sleep with you tonight? I hadn't spoken much to girl B before, but she had nice looking boobs. Before I knew it I heard myself say "er, well, I don't know, I er.." at which they giggled their way out of their room to ask one of the other lads in the house instead. Only 5 seconds after they'd left did it dawn on me that just maybe she wouldn't have been sleeping on my floor all night.. and I probably could have changed the sheets before she came up to make it habitable. I'll never know..
(, Sat 24 May 2014, 17:50, Reply)
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