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This is a question It's Not What It Looks Like!

Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."

What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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This question literally just made me have a flashback
I was getting head from my girlfriend in her bed, when her older brother walked in...
The only thing I could do was smile and wave, which only made things worse...
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 0:11, 6 replies)
How is that not what it looks like?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 8:46, closed)
maybe he thought
she was sucking the poison out
(libman, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:11, closed)

or maybe he feigned feverish exhibitionist masturbation in the bed
as a cover for the guys sister getting her smackers around his knackers ?
(Cov Boy, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:33, closed)
hahahaha
At least you didn't wink.

Edit: Right?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 3:32, closed)
Creepier if he winks!

(I helped save b3ta! BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 9:42, closed)
I think I was more embarrassed than he was
I still can't look him in the eye
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:44, closed)

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