Have you tried sticking something up your stoma?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 7:42, 2 replies)

Oh my god, read his blog.
"I was beyond shitting myself."
I don't know if that's intentional or not, but it's fucking genius.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 7:48, closed)

I didn't even read his post.
To be brutally honest, I don't think I've read more than the first line or two of many posts on here since about 2005.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:02, closed)

I suggest you read it, if only to spend the rest of the day feeling weirdly uncomfortable.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:20, closed)

I used to work in a nursing home.
I've changed colostomy bags and washed stomas. I'm not massively squeamish about them. It's a pretty unfortunate state to end up in though.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:46, closed)

It shows.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:31, closed)

ZING!

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:33, closed)

Surgeon once did a finger? that count?
Not amazingly fun, I have however seen someone on a forum ask if their partner can have sex with their stoma. grim
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:32, closed)

Hmm.
Could get some takers here tho if you were really keen.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:12, closed)

Oh dear. Still, making the best of a bad situation, I suppose.
Fair play to you, sir, for following up on what is, to be honest, a fairly insensitive line of questioning. Frankly, it's an education to us all.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:25, closed)

I find it remarkably hard to believe that anybody would be insensitive on here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:48, closed)

Y'know, doc,
I've heard some talk that this board is mean-spirited, spiteful even. The nerve of some people, eh?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:10, closed)

Terrible slurs.
I saw some frightful cunt questioning the parenting skills of one of the other board members recently. Horrible thing to say. Fortunately, the person on the other end of these scurrilous and quite needless accusations wasn't a massive weepy milkmaid carrying twenty gallons of personal misery and self-loathing and took it as a joke. What with it being a joke website.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:20, closed)

Oh, I don't know.
If someone accused me of fingering my kids incorrectly, I'd probably get pretty upset.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:54, closed)

I heard you use thumbs.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:38, closed)

That's it,
I'm putting you on ig...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:19, closed)