Pirate
I'd been dying my hair black since I was 13 so by the time I got to year 11 I was used to people asking me if I was a "Goff" to which I'd just reply
"No I'm FootOfTim"
However out of the new intake of year 7's there were a group who were a bit annoying. They'd constantly hover around me and a few others asking if we were "Goffs" and stuff like that.

One day I was wearing a black hair band with a skull on it when the little ones approached.
"If you're not a Goff why do you wear that thing with the skull on it?"
Not being able to resist I replied,
"It's cause I'm a pirate yaaaarg!"

They seemed to like this answer because for the rest of the year whenever I walked past one of them, they'd nudge their mate and say
"See her, she's a pirate"
This resulted in me having to answer the register with "YARG!" when my form tutor found out, as he was one of their teachers.
(FootOfTim, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:46, 7 replies)

Hahahahaha
yaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrg!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:05, closed)

waalk tha plaank yer salty auld sea darg! yaaaarrrrgg!
That is all.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:37, closed)

shiver me timbers
get yer bottle of rum fer that one me hearty hahhaaaaar!
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:10, closed)

Mmm Emo goth pirates
mope the plank.
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:17, closed)

Could someone explain what year 11 and year 7 are, please?
I have no idea.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:17, closed)

You lucky, lucky bastard
year 7 is first years so have to be 11, and year 11 are 5th formers (just add 4 to the year and you have got the age you have to be to start that year)_
oh and Arrrrgh
(Bernardate, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 16:24, closed)

Therefore take 6 off to get the proper year. Year 7 is 1st year.
(jono_h, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:29, closed)