Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Easy lieJust tell him that it's a neighbourhood cat that's adopted you. Anybody with half a brain knows cats have a tendency to do this anyway.
Alternatively, there's always Judge Judy.
As for a name, might I suggest Moriarty?
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Are you suggesting she has less than half a brain?(
BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 22:06,
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Depends if she know this or not ;)(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 22:24, closed)
I can see why you like the name Moriarty. Just beware of waterfalls.(
BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 22:57,
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