"goodness, what a long wait"
... is a quaint and polite English way of saying "WHY HAVE YOU ONLY GOT ONE EXPRESS CHECKOUT ON WHEN YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED MORE YOU BUNCH OF MORONS!" I'm sure you'll agree that the polite way is more pleasant on the ear.

And as for "The cliche "treat others how you would like to be treated" actually does apply with me. "

... only in one direction, methinks?
(patently Was somewhere else on, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:10, Reply)