people
people who say "tis you".

ITS FUCKING "TISSUE"!

Or people who say "Hello there" what? Hello where?

People who shake your hand and while doing so grasp your shaking hand with there other hand. FUCK OFF!

People who have a limp or wet handshake. fuck off! Dont shake at all.

People who dont like me smoking. Fuck off!

People who dont like me Drinking. Fuck off too!!

People who make a loud crunching sound when they eat. Fuck off.

Gay People who feel the need to tell you they are Gay every other sentance. Fuck Off.

Catholics who talk non stop religion. Fuck Off.

Manchester United. Fuck Off

People who hold the Knife like its a pen. Fuck off.

Tony Blair. Fuck Off.

People who shout on there Mobile phone. Fuck Off.

Annoying ring tones. Fuck off.

Jo Brand. Your not funny. Fuck off.

People who have a go at our troops in Iraq. Do you think they want to be there? Fuck off.

People who wear white socks with black shoes. Fuck off.

The Birmingham accent. Dont Speak and Fuck off.

People who complain about England. If you dont like it Fuck Off - I did.

People who say " oooh your so lucky to have a good job. No i am not. Fuck Off.

Englands Cricket Team. Fuck Off.

Also the England Football Team. Fuck off.

People who Slurp there Drinks. Fuck Off.

Old Women. Fuck off



I will Get My Coat and FUCK OFF!
(The Sitmpwa, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:59, 7 replies)

Grammar
One of my pet peeves is people who don't use the correct grammar or spelling when writing.

It's fucking tissue.

People who shake your hand and while doing so grasp your shaking hand with their other hand. FUCK OFF!


People who have a limp or wet handshake. fuck off! Don't shake at all.

Gay People who feel the need to tell you they are Gay every other sentence. Fuck Off.

People who don't like me smoking. Fuck off!

People who don't like me Drinking. Fuck off too!!

People who shout on their Mobile phone. Fuck Off.

Jo Brand. You're not funny. Fuck off.

The Birmingham accent. Don't Speak and Fuck off.

People who complain about England. If you don't like it Fuck Off - I did.

People who Slurp their Drinks. Fuck Off.



So there. That was actually quite cathartic. I still gave it a click, as it made me laugh!
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:13, closed)

Beaten to it!
I so wanted to do that!
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:20, closed)

Accent
People who moan like little girls about someone's accent but only have the balls to do it on the net. No one EVER has ever said anything about my Brummie accent to my face or anyone else I know from Brum, always on the net though. Funny that !
(amsterdam_neild, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:29, closed)

Well said
And an extra click for people who hold their knives like a pen - ooh that doesn't half piss me off.
Fuck-fuck-fuck.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:14, closed)

"People who have a go at our troops in Iraq. Do you think they want to be there? Fuck off."
Of the three friends I know who are in the forces, seeing some 'action' is the sole/main reason they signed up.
(gin'll fix it, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:49, closed)

People who have a go at our troops in Iraq. Do you think they want to be there? Fuck off
.... i will have a go at the troops in iraq.

if they dont want to be there, then they shouldn't have signed up to the army. Simple.

Its a choice not a jail sentance.

It would be different if they were defending our Country. But they aren't.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:14, closed)

No, You.
FUCK OFF.
( aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:38, closed)