In no particular order
When the toilet roll has been fitted so the sheet appears behind the roll instead of over the front like a waterfall.

Edith Bowman who, for example, failed to pronounce Keighley correctly the other day.
Actually, I suppose Radio One almost in its entirity. Maybe I'm just too much of a TOG.

The fact that if your dog goes stray and gets up to mischief you get punished, but if your kids prowl the streets and cause havoc no one seems to get punished.
(lord nose, Mon 5 May 2008, 8:47, Reply)