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I must confess I'm not a fan of footie or sport in general come to think of it.
Don't get me wrong I quite like playing sports; I've just never seen the point in watching someone else do all the hard work.

Then again I was also once told I was "Gay" for not watching football; however when I pointed out that watching 22 sweaty, athletic men running around in tight shorts kissing each other when they put a ball between two posts was potentially a little homoerotic, I was greeted with a stroppy silence and told to “shut up”, there’s nothing quite like a reasoned argument….
(redrewmac *Insert witty comment here*, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:29, Reply)