Whip crackin...
Well, where do I start? I have been flapping about a couple of sites for a couple of years now - and quite frankly it's been fucking excellent!

My first foray? Well, I thought I would be timid and dip my toe into the world of *booming voice*... DOMINAAATIONNNNNNN! Signed up to a site and had a good giggle at the utter freakazoids on there, then suddenly found myself being drawn into it!

Cock shots in emails? Fuck me, I've seen more cock than Annabel Chong. I've probably met around 20 people in the past couple of years - some fab, and others who wanted to take me to a car-park so they could curl one off on the floor in front of me whilst I slap them with a bit of mackerel. Hey, whatever floats your boat, dear chap!

I remember once browsing some of the newbies and coming across one guy’s photo that I vaguely recognized. It was surprisingly a face shot, but he had specs on. Could it be? Noooo, it couldn’t. The guy from work?! A couple of days later I got a message from this guy saying how much he loved my profile, and wondered if we could have a chat. Luckily I don’t have a face pic on my own profile, so I sent a message asking him his name and where he was from. Sure enough he came back saying his first name, and that he was an original Aussie. I half crapped myself, knowing for sure it was the guy who worked on the floor above me. I stopped replying.

Over the next few days I got a succession of emails from ‘Tease2Orgasm’… mostly including various pictures of his cock, arsehole, and various things inserted up it. He still works here. I cannot look at him.

My bedroom is slowly turning into a BDSM lost property section – one half broken chastity device, a pair of rubber shorts, and various anal implements that don’t belong to my own personal collection. Ahhhh, it’ll be something to tell the grandkids at least…
(LadyTramp79 Left a bit, right a bit..., Fri 14 Sep 2007, 13:33, Reply)