People
Not you lovely lot, but the endless stream of unhinged tag-nuts clinging to the wiry hairs around the arse of society that we have to contend with these days.

It's probably an incredibly small minority that make everybody elses lives a misery, and I can't be arsed to wade through news websites to find links to yet another under 20 year old scrote or scrote-ess who thinks them and their gang of cock mates can do what they want, and maybe it's that type of shite-for-brains who you remember over and above the others, but the sheer, total and utter dreadfulness of the turds that make up "society" today really make me glad I haven't had any kids who are going to have to put up with them when I go.

If I die I want to go old, happy reasonably contented and not because a gang of tanked up 15 year olds take a dislike to my face/clothes/bag/accent or whatever other excuse they choose to use to decide to kick the living daylights out of me simply because they are bored and can't find a car to steal/bus to throw bricks at/public space to act like cunts in.

I know it's probably unfair to tar them all with the same brush but if I see a group of more than one young gent in sports gear coming my way I will cross the road rather than risk some random abuse that would never happen if they locked these fuckers up as soon as they realise what a bunch of utter twats they are.

Edit: I know I said I couldn't be arsed to look for links but as an example of the kind of turds Im talking about

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/7316601.stm

Can anybody think of one good reason why these 2 cocksuckers are actually still alive?
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:30, 5 replies)

+1
Well said.
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:38, closed)

This!
*clicks*
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:44, closed)

Yes, it makes me despair totally of humanity
I need a blue-rinse + a soap box. Where have all the moral values gone?
Respect, it would seem these days, is for wusses!
Those two look like the stereotypical chav scum - I cannot believe the DS's comment about them "not realising how violent the attack was"!!!
And now that scum is to be detained at her majesty's pleasure - at the cost of £30 000 a year. All their meals cooked for them, no rent to pay etc. FUCKING GRRRR!!!

The electric chair is too good for these two. An eye for an eye would be more appropriate in this case.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:39, closed)

I have a solution
DNA test them, ID chip them and barcode them. Release into the wild and then, when a worthwhile citizen needs an organ with that particular profile, round up and cull! Harvest the organs and whatever else is useful then cremate.

This would cause a couple of beneficial side-effects.
1/ The convicted chav would then be under a suspended death sentence if they stayed in the country, therefore they'll leave.
2/ Those that are too thick/feckless to leave will be a resource for reducing the transplant waiting list.
3/ Hopefully the ones that leave will go to France and piss off the French!

As I see it, a plan with no drawbacks.


Vote for me!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 12:14, closed)

I'm voting for Captain Placid
My blood ran cold when I read this a couple of weeks back. I don't want to tar everyone with the same brush, but... all the Goths I have ever met have been decent, placid people (and I count myself as an ex Goth with latent Goth tendencies). Whereas, I have never met a chav / charva / ned / pikey / whatever you want to call them that has ever displayed any form of intelligence, non-monosyllabic speech function, public spirit or plain decency.

Ever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 10:17, closed)