PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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bathroom dwelling spiders...I'm not a massive arachnophobe, but i really hate those 'house spiders' bad_dogg mentioned a few posts down..
My grandad lives out in the countryside, and around harvest time these things would invade the house. The Jack Russell was well trained and use to eat the things (along with everything else, blackbirds, hairbrushes and tubs of bicarbonate of soda) but he must of missed this one...had the most frightening experience in the bathroom....
After a nice hot shower, i wrapped a towel round my waist and sat on the toilet seat feeling dizzy. Sitting there flushed and panting when i feel a odd tingling sensation on my bollocks. Open up my towel to find one of these hefty little house spiders hanging from my testicles. Cue fits of hysterics and frantically trying to remove this spider that had become so fond of my nads...
He scurried off into the washing basket...
Now I cant sleep if the fucker's are in my room and I always have to check my towel when getting out of the shower now. But any other type of spider is just fine...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:32, Reply)
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