What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Good god man!For your own sanity, get thee to a hooker immediately.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:31,
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Could be worse.He could be going for The Amazing Tye.
(I flatly refuse to supply a link, and strongly recommend against Googling that name, ever. Some things cannot be unseen.)
EDIT: Told ya.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:34,
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Googling was bad! :(Amazing Ty is the urethral sex queen. Amazing Ty likes to fist her pussy, and she takes two fists or even three with ease. Amazing Ty keeps her holes gaping wide, because she never knows when she's going to stuff them full again. Amazing Ty has a huge asshole, and she loves pushing it inside out. Amazing Ty calls that her ass tulips. Amazing Ty fucks herself with weird and bizarre toys and objects. Amazing Ty loves creampies and gangbangs. Amazing Ty has even had a peehole gangbang. Amazing Ty has a huge peehole that can accomodate large toys. Amazing Ty has a collection of monster dildos. Amazing Ty loves anal fisting and anal sex.
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Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:40,
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Oh...That Amazing Ty.
I was thinking of the one with the pirate hat and the sheep dip.
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Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:45,
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@BelgaerDo you, by any chance, love horses?
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:46,
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@KaolNo, that would be this chick:
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:09,
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Some things can't be unread either...gee thanks Munsta.
Well, TRL, that pic could have been worse I guess.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:38,
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Yah.Somehow I suspect that the phrases "ass tulips" and "peehole gangbang" are going to haunt my nightmares for a long, long time.
If I ever encounter Matt again, I'm gonna have to give him a Dope Slap for showing me pics of that woman. He has added to my mental scarring to such an extent that even goatse and 2girls1cup no longer faze me...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:54,
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