Couldn't agree more
Sticking the bolt end in unusual places so that the plate reads "SHIT" instead of "SIIIT" for example. Using strange fonts.
Unless you have a really good one, think Paul Daniels still has "MAG1C" which is kind of cool, you'll end up looking like a pompous twat who couldn't afford a really good one.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:13, 4 replies)

I recall seeing a TV programme years ago
where P1LOT went for an obscene amount of money at auction
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:16, closed)

I would really like to own
W4NKA, it would suit my driving style.
Or C11NT or F11CKA or TW4T, any of those would do.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:20, closed)

DVLA have no sense of Humour
so plates like P155 OFF have never been issued

WHich is a shame
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 22:08, closed)

are you me?
I've said that too!
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:17, closed)

there was a docu recently
about a guy called Nigel who owned N1GEL, and another Nigel who wanted N1GEL but had to make do with N2GEL

it was like a glimpse into a parallel universe of wrong
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:20, closed)

someone
i think it is jimmy tarbuck has COM1C.

mind you, some might think that was false advertising.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:30, closed)

I've seen presumptuous web sites where they use numbers for letters. Losers.

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:38, closed)

Nice one!
Wonder if Rob Manuel has BET4 on his limo because he couldn't get B3TA?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:40, closed)

Strange fonts
Gits who have their number plate done up in Comic Sans "because then the speed cameras can't get you". Idiots. I have the perfect way to avoid all speeding tickets - I don't speed (not if the official limit is 60 or less, anyway).
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:02, closed)