A bear walks into a bar...
...he asks the barman, "Can I have a pint......................................................................................................................................of lager?".
To which the barman says, "Why the big pause?"

(admittedly this one sounds better than it reads..pause...paws...bears have big paws...ah forget it!)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:33, 3 replies)

I speak for many.
*Slap*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:40, closed)

dear god
I've barely glanced at the answers this week and I've still seen this same shit joke at least 5 times, if not more....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:42, closed)

Give credit where credit's due
It's a genius joke, the first time. But for most people, that's when they were about six.

Repetition is the work of the devil.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 7:09, closed)