
My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
( , Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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A few years back I got robbed at syringe point for a bit of hash I'd just scored. The cunt is now in jail for murder. Last year whilst robbing a local smack dealer he dropped an LCD telly on the guys head and whilst searching for the gear he had his hand up both of the dealer's girlfriend's holes. I hope to God they throw away the key for this cunt.
( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 10:24, 8 replies)

These are the people that get sold the brown from a watercolour paint set.
( , Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:57, closed)

How was he meant to find the drugs when both his hands were busy?
Oh...
( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 11:24, closed)

( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 11:54, closed)

But you can only do it in five of them?
( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 16:17, closed)
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