
I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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I make sure I only date new girls around New Year, and only get involved with girls called Natalie, Carol, Holly or Eve. Chances are their birthday is around Christmas and I won't have to shell out for a present until then, by which time they will probably have dumped me.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:21, 2 replies)

Where were you about 10 years ago before i married a Natalie? Thanks a lot, pal!!!
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:34, closed)

If you get involved with someone called Eve then chances are she will have copped it before the following Christmas anyway
( , Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:27, closed)
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