No, no, no, Mr Badger
Lies aren't the issue here. It's the rather spectacular way in which he was caught out that tickled us. Go read the original post again, taking note of:

"Overzealous persecution which in some cases amounted to bullying; when you're a kid and it's a teacher that's harassing you, there isn't a huge amount that can be done."

Hence where the schadenfreude kicks in. Leave the arsebots out of it.

*edit* but cheers for pointing out the no drugs bit - didn't realise this, as I hadn't gone through the whole site.
(Manbearpig is wearing a rabbitskin jacket and bunny ears, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:40, 1 reply)

Should have been fucking better at rugby then shouldn't you, you fucking girl?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:42, closed)

pffft
No problems with the rugby fella, as I said, I was one of the rugby lads. It'd be the mates who were hounded by this muppet that bore the brunt of his crap.

What's the matter? Has snoogums got some sand in their vagina?
(Manbearpig is wearing a rabbitskin jacket and bunny ears, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:44, closed)

Not all..
..but if you're going to use the Daily Fail as basis for your stories, then it's probably advisable to do 2 minutes' extra research to see if there's any actual grounding in reality for the story.

Not that THAT normally stops anyone posting here mind..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:50, closed)

C'est bon?
Maybe sort out the grammar/spelling? Nothing worse than trying to make a point in a spirit that most definitely isn't Christmas-based, and then looking like someone gave a monkey a keyboard.

*ahem* Schadenfreude anyone?
(Manbearpig is wearing a rabbitskin jacket and bunny ears, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:59, closed)

Ah but.........
Our loving mustelid is the arbiter of all that is good on the B3TA board, appointed by.......errm.
Who did appoint him?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:46, closed)

He appointed himself.
No-one else wanted to do it.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:01, closed)

'not in the Christmas spirit' is the best justification for jumping on the waaambulance I have ever seen.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:18, closed)

Why thank you!
May I enquire as to what crawled up your vagina to get you in such a state? Death of a loved one? Significant other left you? Realised that you'll be alone this Friday due to being a bit of a cnut?

It's tough this time of year - I understand, I really do. Gaz me if you'd like to talk about it, and just let it all out. I barely know you, in fact we just got chatting today, but I feel there's just some kind of connection there. Maybe you'll find it easier since we're strangers, who knows?
I know we can beat this aggression and rage if we work together.

Much love, I really hope you get through this
xx
(Manbearpig is wearing a rabbitskin jacket and bunny ears, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:11, closed)

Thats sweet
What a lovely offer
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:24, closed)