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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
( , Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
( , Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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another from me
At our school there was a girl (i think...) from the council estate, her name was Harriot, she was incredibly tall, with short hair and flat chested, with her bag all the way up to ther shoulders nearly over her head, socks tucked into her trousers and her oversized glasses.
She spent her lunchtimes in the spaz room, reading dictionaries, and she also had a psychotic hatred for nintendo,and if you was to say 'nintendo'(or anything involving the 'N' word) to her, commonly she'd scream 'SEGA!!!' at you, however sometimes she'd go on a rampage
I'll give a couple of examples...
If you was to say 'Mario's in the bin' she'd turn into the incredible hulk and start kicking the bin and trying to rag it out the ground, etc..
If you said 'King Koopa's behind you', she'd run off screaming
If you was to say 'Donkey Kong's in your bag' she throw her bag off into the mud and give it a good kicking
The best was when she was on the toilet and some girl in the toilet opposite her shouted 'Marios in the toilet!!' or something, she jumped up off the toilet and ran out into the corridor screaming with her pants round her ankles...which put her in detention
everyone stopped bullying her after our headteacher read out the list of definitions for a 'bully' during an assembly
saw her a while after walking down the path, humming to herself, curiously I asked..
'what you humming?'
'Tetris theme tune' she says
( , Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:34, Reply)
At our school there was a girl (i think...) from the council estate, her name was Harriot, she was incredibly tall, with short hair and flat chested, with her bag all the way up to ther shoulders nearly over her head, socks tucked into her trousers and her oversized glasses.
She spent her lunchtimes in the spaz room, reading dictionaries, and she also had a psychotic hatred for nintendo,and if you was to say 'nintendo'(or anything involving the 'N' word) to her, commonly she'd scream 'SEGA!!!' at you, however sometimes she'd go on a rampage
I'll give a couple of examples...
If you was to say 'Mario's in the bin' she'd turn into the incredible hulk and start kicking the bin and trying to rag it out the ground, etc..
If you said 'King Koopa's behind you', she'd run off screaming
If you was to say 'Donkey Kong's in your bag' she throw her bag off into the mud and give it a good kicking
The best was when she was on the toilet and some girl in the toilet opposite her shouted 'Marios in the toilet!!' or something, she jumped up off the toilet and ran out into the corridor screaming with her pants round her ankles...which put her in detention
everyone stopped bullying her after our headteacher read out the list of definitions for a 'bully' during an assembly
saw her a while after walking down the path, humming to herself, curiously I asked..
'what you humming?'
'Tetris theme tune' she says
( , Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:34, Reply)
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