RAPE!
is a sexist word apparently.
A couple of girls went mental at me for using the word casually because they found it offensive. I swiftly retorted, saying:
"people use the word murder casually all the time, eg: 'I could murder a kebab etc' and I'm sure a person whose son or daugter had been murdered would find that offensive. Should we stop saying that too?"
One of them quickly replied saying: "yes they should".

Humourless bitch. Still, retorting probably only made me look like a twat. One can't win in these situations.
( Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:02, 7 replies)

ahem....
Rape is not gender specific and so could never be sexist. She was clearly a fuckwit.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:07, closed)

Exactly!
Although the vast majority of it is carried out by men (women have a few physical disadvantages when it comes to the old Surprise Sex) and with most of them a woman is the victim. That said I really don't see how me saying I was gonna "rape the jukebox" (a dysphemistic way of saying I was gonna use it for my own selfish ends against it's will) bore any relation to the realities of the despicable crime.

The girl obviously saw me as a potential rapist (she's a big feminist and women's officer at a certain university) and was jealous because she (as a woman) was missing out on all the rapey fun that all us men are potentially enjoying.
( Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:15, closed)

I'm surprised
she didn't sound her rape alarm at the mere mention of the word and get you arrested with the old q-tip up the japs eye and counselling for the Jukebox.

And here we are generalising again, oops.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 22:29, closed)

i could rape
a kebab
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 23:22, closed)

In the UK
Rape can only be committed by a man, the Sexual Offences Act 2003 states that a person commits the offence if - he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis.
A woman commits a sexual assault, but not rape, as defined by Law.

Incidentally, the word "rape" derives from the Latin noun "Raptus" which means abduction, looting or robbery. The verb "Rapto, Raptare" simply means "to seize and carry off or plunder", not necessarily boning someone without their consent, that has grown into the present definition over hundreds of years.
(Rsoles, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:35, closed)

got suspended
from work talking about a skit by The Whitest Kids You Know. Some girl over heard me saying I was going to grape a female friend of mine in the mouth. The female friend I was planning on graping in the mouth was the one who turned me onto the WKUK and the skit.
(seshmarls, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 23:48, closed)

yknow
I could murder a good rape joke right about now.
( Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 5:23, closed)