My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Horizontal axe wound
basically i was told by one of my mates in the pub that asian birds gashs go horizontal, not vertical, i was quite confused but i just excepted it, now every time i'm out i always go looking for the nearest asian bird, just for the fun of it, everytime i see an asian bird it brings back the fond memory, and don't shatter my dream by saying they don't.
first post, thanks guys
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:42, 2 replies)
basically i was told by one of my mates in the pub that asian birds gashs go horizontal, not vertical, i was quite confused but i just excepted it, now every time i'm out i always go looking for the nearest asian bird, just for the fun of it, everytime i see an asian bird it brings back the fond memory, and don't shatter my dream by saying they don't.
first post, thanks guys
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:42, 2 replies)
Accepted.
Yeah, yeah, I know! Stop being so fussy and all that, me. =p
There are a lot of muddles I'm spotting though. "Affected" and "effected" being muddled all the damned time... ~mutters~
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 1:17, closed)
Yeah, yeah, I know! Stop being so fussy and all that, me. =p
There are a lot of muddles I'm spotting though. "Affected" and "effected" being muddled all the damned time... ~mutters~
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 1:17, closed)
A popular myth
My explanation for this fallacy (my ex being Singaporean Chinese) is that because their pubes grow sideways towards the "place" until they converge, this may be part of the myth. Just my theory. AFAIK all women have vaginas in the same place and are North-South. Well, the few ones I have known have....
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:31, closed)
My explanation for this fallacy (my ex being Singaporean Chinese) is that because their pubes grow sideways towards the "place" until they converge, this may be part of the myth. Just my theory. AFAIK all women have vaginas in the same place and are North-South. Well, the few ones I have known have....
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:31, closed)
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