My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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For some reasonA child in my primary school said "Caution - Never shag without a condom"
Being the wholesome little chap I was, I assumed he meant Condor and asked him why you might want to fuck with an endangered bird of prey present.
He turned to me with a vacant expression and said; "To put on your willy?"
My childhood crumbled away before my very eyes.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:43, 1 reply)
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