Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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Captain oblivious strikes!I've had at least 4 occasions now been chatting with various cute, interesting, and extremely taken friends of mine (married, engaged, long-term boyfriend, etc.) who've come out with the line "You know, I really fancied you before I was going out with X."
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Hrngh.
Argh.
*whimper*
Why could they have not said this -beforehand-?
Why did no-one let me know?
Why was I not observant enough to notice?
Why do we not get a manual or handbook for this kind of thing?
When I think of some of the (not trying to be crude about it) hawt ladies I could have been involved with it drives me spare.
*wailing and gnashing of teeth*
There is actually another specific incident that still narks - the (apparently traditional) failed threesome.
Two young ladies and I, faintly drunk, all down to underwear and in bed, and misc fooling around.
One of them pipes up "Y'know, we could have him", to which I respond with a ha-ha-I-know-you're-only-kidding laugh.
Of course at this point, one of them is draped over me exploring my chest with her mouth, and the other is astride my crotch, and I've got a member you could have hammered nails with.
The magnitude of my idiocy knows no bounds. It all petered out and we went to sleep after that.
(Incidentally both of them came to me independently afterwards and said words like "You'll be lucky if that happens again. I know you fancy *other woman* more." There's no easy way of saying "can't I have you both" at that stage.)
*facepalm*
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:20, 1 reply)
Why was I not observant enough to notice?I had a very special talent in my youthful days.
I could *without fail* ALWAYS tell when a mate was getting the big come on from some girl and would mention it casually in passing so he didn't miss out.
I would also *without fail* NEVER notice when the same happened to me, I always thought they were just being friendly.
Shame my mates didn't have my tremendous skillz and shit.
(or they did, but were keeping the future Supermodels to themselves)
(, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:42, closed)
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