Do as I do
It's a beautiful summers day in Dawlish Warren and Mr Datcat and I decide we are going to catch the bus to town so I can have a few beers too(I usually drive). So off we go and wait at a bus stop.
The first bus was full to the brim, but as luck happens right behind it is another bus and oh look its a open top bus. So on we climb and go and sit on the top deck. Mr Datcat decides to sit on the left of the bus so I take the seat in front of him and off we go.

Now this was a country lane with trees growing alomgside with some lowish braches and so I keep a eye open for them and when I spot one kind of twist and duck down.
Mr Datcat watches me do this and the words "What in fucks name are you doing" had not even left his lips when the branch that I had spotted Smacked him right in the face.
And not only him, but the small annoying child who was on the same campsite as us and thought that 6.30am was a good time to use our tent as a goal post.
Oh how I laughed and even now just thinking about it makes my life just that little more brighter
(datcat Millions of cats, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 13:59, 2 replies)

Dawlish Warren is one of the most shit places in the world
but believe it or not, it is possible to surf there sometimes.

the slack-jawed morons who live and holiday there just gawp at you from their pit of incomprehension.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:25, closed)

I'd like to think he tells the tale as:
"I was asking her what in fucks name she was doing when it hit me..."
(jessemoya, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:51, closed)