A friend of mine.
I don't sleepwalk myself, but my mate Jobesy does. He's done some oddd things but nothing has yet to beat the first time it happened.

A few of us had been out for an average night of alcohol and illegal substances in tablet form then went back to crash at my mate Lanky's house.

In the middle of the night, Jobesy, bless 'im, got up and walked over to Lanky, who was still awake. He then proceeded to whip his knob out and start wanking in his face, then bent down to try and kiss him.

After being pushed away he then went next door into the little sister's room (who was about 13/14 at the time, i think). He looked through her drawers until he found her knickers draw, pissed in said draw, then grabbed a handful of said pissy knickers and put them down his own pants for safe keeping.

Then he went back to bed.

At this point it should be mentioned that, due to overcrowding, he was sharing a single bed with me.

Thankfully i only woke up with his arms around me, i dread to think what else could have happened.

He had no recollection of any of this, by the way. Crazy cunt, that he is.
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:24, Reply)