Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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My old boss used to have a bath every morning.He used a pint glass to rinse his hair.
He sometimes used put the pint glass upside down in the water and catch his fart gas with it - a very pure way of doing it, as it is isolated from any air that could dilute it.
He would then cover it with his hand, and creep into the bedroom and stick it under the nose of his sleeping girlfriend.
Which is nice.
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