Facebook Status
Facebooks.

Now I'm not sure whether this is my or their gaffe, but on the facebook there are a few people from work, and I sometimes make quite silly little comments as to my status, such as:
"being eaten by a grue."
"doesn't like your face."
"oh god please make it stop"

One weekend a girl at work asks me why I told her she was stupid. On further inspection, it seemed I'd put "Danny thinks you're probably an idiot" as my status, and she'd thought it was a message directed at her.
(stapleface, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 18:11, 8 replies)

in fairness...
She must be an idiot so I guess you were both right
(One_Winged_Angel Ich Dien, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 18:54, closed)

One evening I got so bored
I changed my status update to match the songs I was listening to, like you can on MSN Messenger.

I had 3 people message me to ask what application I'd added to be able to do that.

One of them's still trying to find it.
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 19:31, closed)

What!
Women take offence at comments not directed to, or about them? Who knew?

Thanks for the warning.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:24, closed)

Dammit
Why were we not warned before?
(icassu, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:44, closed)

I've done similar
My status has gone from the silly "has joined the Group Motorhead" to the geeky "has added the Application vi".
(vicarius, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:25, closed)

Seriously...
Im stealing the vi one.
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 7:19, closed)

I've just used the "grue" one
Which has drawn a few confused comments.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:37, closed)

changed my one once to "is leaving the missus alone to flick the lonely bean"
The amount of grins I got in the office the next day :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 8:17, closed)