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Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."

Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Aniston?
Bleeeuurgh.

Cox? Maybe, but only during one of her phases where she's not skinnier than a garden rake on the Atkins diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:45, 1 reply)
You're kidding?
You would knock back Ms Aniston? In her prime? Are you raving hatstand?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:51, closed)
Kudrow
every time.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:54, closed)
Now that's just silly

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:58, closed)
You know she is an filthy bitch though.
Anniston would lie there and think about Brad Pitt which is too much pressure and Cox...well she looks like Skeletor with pubes on his head.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:04, closed)
Ah but....
...Brad Pitt is a 'plate-faced mong'.

* clambers into flameproof suit *
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:21, closed)
If Brad Pitt is plate-faced mong
then I'm fucked.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:30, closed)
I'm perfectly un-hatstand, thank you very much
Aniston is a plate-faced mong, with absolutely no appealing physical qualities.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:56, closed)
But that aside though....
...you would, wouldn't you? ;-)
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:58, closed)
Yes
but I'm not exactly picky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:26, closed)
exactly
...i was asked once, by my wife no less, which one of the harridans in that show i thought was the best looking.. I said i thought they were all nasty spunkbags and would, if i had to, piss up Cox's arse, because 'she would probably be into that sort of thing'

That told her.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:16, closed)
I hope you slapped her at the time
and then asked her which of the Chuckle Brothers she finds most appealing.

It's always Barry though. Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:27, closed)
Barry would
be totally submissive. You'd be all "To you" and he's like "to me!" and you could just punch his face every time he looked round and shout "keep lookig ahead bitch" and he'd totally take it and just get off even more.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:38, closed)
Pfffft!
I've got a mental image now - or I would have if I could remember which one was Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:44, closed)
Barry is the
one on the end of my cock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:46, closed)
The one with the tash'`and
the spikey hair. Wait....
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:46, closed)

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