Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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My lovely idiot housemateA parcel arrived every Monday morning, delivered by Parcelforce in a coolpack type thing.
In it, 14 tupperware containers containing identical chicken curry dishes that his mum had cooked him.
And on EVERY SINGLE LID, the instructions.
1. Remove lid.
2. Open door of microwave and put tub in the middle.
3. Close the door then press '3 minutes'.
4. Press 'Start'.
Then my favourite bit...
'Wait for it to cool, don't burn yourself, I love you. Mummy.'
He was 22.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:55, 4 replies)
I'm assuming......the bloke in question is of South Asian descent? Because in certain south asian countries, the sons are pampered twats. Mummy won't let them do anything for themselves as they'll eventually have a nice
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GreekCypriot
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:15, closed)
I wonder if his Mummywould like to adopt a lovely daughter.
I'd kill to have a mother like that!
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 3:53,
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*click*I'm chuckling uncontrollably.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:31, closed)
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