Old Man
i was about 10 and was in the park one day playing with water bombs with my mates. We then spotted this cricket match going on nearby, so we walked over. It wasnt intresting so we went off in the other direction home and on the route we see an old man... alone... watching the cricket.

So then someone dared one of us to throw a water bomb at him. We couldnt decide who to choose so we did ipidipadation my operation blah blah... and im the last one out! shite! i didnt want to get this guy right on his tweed cap but i thought fuck it and dossed the water bomb right at his head and legged it as fast as i could! I have never laughed so much and today i wonder what he is thinking - 'those little cnuts, if i ever see them again!!1 raarrararetc. I still feel bad for doing it though :(
(neorockz :), Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:44, 1 reply)

That's terribly sad.
You know what, I'm glad you still feel bad for doing it. In fact, I hope that haunts you for the rest of your life. Did you read in the paper the other week about a group of stupid idiots that threw stones at a guy and his son playing cricket? Poor guy died of a heart attack. People like you make me pity humanity.
(highly_defined, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, closed)