A few days ago
At my college we have an internal e-mail system that is available for all, but it's not much used. However, a few days ago, I received a message on the system from my irate ex-girlfriend. Nothing ignorant in that you may feel, but it was the actual content in the message that amused me. Message was as follows:

"yOU ARE AN INDIOT"

I rest my case.

EDIT: I do not rest my case actually, as I have more. A few days prior to this, she sent me an e-mail which I found rather offensive but have sadly lost. It did contain many spelling errors, however. So I sent her an e-mail with corrections to her bad spelling. The following e-mail conversation then took place (and bear in mind she is doing maths at A-Level):

Her: I CAN SPELL THE BASICS LIKE FUCK OFF AND FUCK YOU

Me: Ah, the old 3 word vocabulary (i.e. "fuck", "off" and "you") . I remember those words with fond memories when they were slung around on MSN, mostly by you towards me.

Her: CLEARLY YOU CANT DO MATHS COS THEY ARE TWO WORDS NOT THREE

And now I rest my case.
(General_Manchego, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:35, 6 replies)

i think
women are missing a few chromosones....
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:18, closed)

!
chromosome
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:13, closed)

I saying comes to mind
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
(libman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:02, closed)

She sounds just delightful
You must introduce me to her.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:12, closed)

how did you end up
with such a simpleton? was she just fit and you thought maybe you could deal with her idiocy for that?
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:01, closed)

Oddly enough. no I didn't
In all other respects she is rather intelligent, such as in physics (the theory stuff anyway). It was only afterwards that I found out her spelling and grammar were, frankly, terrible.

What also worries me is that one of her friends (who is also doing Maths at the A-Level equivalent) asked me the other day "What's 10% of 750?".

FFS...
(General_Manchego, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:15, closed)