Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Coffee liqueurWhilst working as a cocktail barman with Savoy hotels, two little old Texan ladies dropped in at the end of the night.
"Heyyy, do you have any liqueur's?" One asked.
I said yes and reeled off a quick list that included Kahlua.
"What's Kahlua?" The other lady asked.
I told her, it's a coffee liqueur.
"Okay... I'll have a DECAF KAHLUA"
Dumbass!
(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:03, Reply)
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