Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
« Go Back
Suprise reaction!I have 2 sons, when the youngest was a baby, I thought I would play a trick on his brother.
Getting a clean nappy, and putting some (if memory serves me correctly) nuttella into it, I walked into the front room asking my wife (who was in on it) what she had given the baby for lunch. She said I do not remember, work it out for yourself....
So sticking a finger into the nappy and having a taste, I was about to declare the result when my older son retched and puked so violently it now reminds me of the WI woman on Little Britain.... it was loud and continuous.
The 'suprise' was on us, we were expecting an 'ew dad, that was gross', not something resembling the Exorcist! We were genuinely worried that he would turn himself inside out!
tl;dr Young children can be incredibly sick when you pretend to eat baby shit!
(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 9:03, 3 replies)
very good, have a clickHow old was the pukee? I think this is important information for those who may be tempted to recreate this trick.
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:20,
closed)
You are crueland unusual.
Even a clean nappy has a certain regrettable smell, either bleached fecal or synthetic lemon.
Click!
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 1:25, closed)
« Go Back