
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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I gave him two. The first was a mallet, which he unwrapped and looked pleased if a little puzzled about, and the second was a HUGE rubber bung. He got the message then!
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)
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