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B3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.

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I am one of the few people in the country
who can train and drive a team of oxen. They are not stupid as popular sayings suggest but learn voice commands much quicker than dogs, and after a few times of re-tracing a route you don't have to tell them where to go. It's true that they can be very stubborn though.

I'm quite proud of it, especially since I'm a girl.
(DiscoStew, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:25, 13 replies)
You'll be telling me they're quite strong next.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:38, closed)
and make good
tail soup
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:52, closed)
They can pull about two and a half tonnes
trufax.
(DiscoStew, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:56, closed)
no comment.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 13:34, closed)
Do they really have the name 'Left' or 'Right'
depending on which position they will take in harness?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:44, closed)
this isn't pony club, madam.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:57, closed)
No
they have personal names which they answer to, and although some of them have preferred sides they can go either left or right in the yoke.
(DiscoStew, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 17:41, closed)
So your special talent
involves spending the day staring up the arses of creatures whose most interesting feature is that they form plurals in an archaic way.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:06, closed)
Irregular pluralses
Sheep - sheep
fish - fish
goose - geese
mouse - mice
woman - women
louse - lice

Pick your preferred species (singular, not plural) to stare up the arse of. I know which I'd prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:16, closed)

I was a muleskinner in my youth, and recently had my first experience with oxen. Is it still customary to put the ring in their nose?
(danalan Pretty good, for an amateur., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 2:48, closed)
Naa, a nose piercing means you're gay these days
and you get laughed at by all the other oxen.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:22, closed)
no
But if they do an emergency stop you might get your nose in their ring.
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 22:25, closed)
That's well fit.
Click.
(Valentine_Sprake immanentising the eschaton since 1983, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 23:49, closed)

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