Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Oh cock it, here goes!1- My friend technically died cos of drinking too much at one party, we were pissed so we called ambulance and started offering him more beer, but we were cunts back then!
2- Looking for friend only to find her bare arse looking back at me, she had managed to fall asleep hanging out of a window, drunk people near helped with nudity!
3- Drunk friend + Womens underwear + pool, mental scarring too much!
4- The indignity( fuck that, it was fun all the way to the wank bank) of getting full lap dance from friends sister ( she had nice breasts by the way)
5- Had gf at time pass herself round behind my back, sober this time, so repeatedly poked her the eye with my cock, bint!
Why cant I be a teenager again, why
(, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 16:48, Reply)
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