Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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The girl I liked...
and had been seeing had recently decided she wanted some muff action and had started seeing a fellow woman.
Due to me still liking her, this information was kept from me as apparently I would freak out and smash things up or something...
Now, I pride myself on being particularly observant and also pretty good at telling what people are thinking/feeling.
Using these skills I deduced that something odd was going on, and what it was and confronted my mate Dan with my suspicions which he confirmed.
I didn't mind that she had started indulging in a spot of cunning linguism; frankly, I'd rather I was defeated by another woman in this respect. what I did object to was that all my mates had such little regard for my powers of observation and my formidable intellect.
I ran through a few schemes for revenge and the best of these went a bit like this:
during one of the usual congregations of people in our house I offered to make drinks.
Whipping out a pre-prepared prop that I had created by sticking some furry material around the rim I said to the now-rug-muncher, "here, you can drink from the furry cup"
looks on faces etc. were priceless.
I suppose that didn't really teach 'em as it were, but it made me feel good without alienating my close friends.
A small triumph.
that is all
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:09, Reply)
and had been seeing had recently decided she wanted some muff action and had started seeing a fellow woman.
Due to me still liking her, this information was kept from me as apparently I would freak out and smash things up or something...
Now, I pride myself on being particularly observant and also pretty good at telling what people are thinking/feeling.
Using these skills I deduced that something odd was going on, and what it was and confronted my mate Dan with my suspicions which he confirmed.
I didn't mind that she had started indulging in a spot of cunning linguism; frankly, I'd rather I was defeated by another woman in this respect. what I did object to was that all my mates had such little regard for my powers of observation and my formidable intellect.
I ran through a few schemes for revenge and the best of these went a bit like this:
during one of the usual congregations of people in our house I offered to make drinks.
Whipping out a pre-prepared prop that I had created by sticking some furry material around the rim I said to the now-rug-muncher, "here, you can drink from the furry cup"
looks on faces etc. were priceless.
I suppose that didn't really teach 'em as it were, but it made me feel good without alienating my close friends.
A small triumph.
that is all
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:09, Reply)
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