Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I used to get the piss taken a lot at primary schoolAs I was a bit of a spastic child with no coordination (and they also thought I was autistic). So I used to get bullied, beaten up, teased, etc and never really fought back.
Until my parents found out one day. My dad gave me the 'be a man, son' talk.
The next day, the school bully (Jason, I think his name was, at Ashmead Primary School in New Cross, London, in about '94) decided to have a go.
Except somehow, 7-year-old me managed to get him down on the floor, and kick him in the head.
And kick him again. And again. And again.
He was missing most of his teeth and his head was an odd shape, he also couldn't speak properly. He had to be taken away in an ambulance. He never came back to school.
And they never found out it was me.
That fucking showed the cunt. You wouldn't believe the amount of abuse I had to put up with from him and his mates.
I still hate him, 13 years later. I hope he's still sat in a wheelchair with his dribbling mong-face oozing spit. Fuck with the weird kid and that's what you get, let that be a lesson.
(Oh, and I turned out to be perfectly normal. Mostly...)
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:16, Reply)
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