Hmmm
I worked at a large store once and the majority of shoplifters that we had in were junkies who would steal anything that was not nailed down. They mostly had a liking for booze and expensive clothes and could be found around the more scroaty areas of town selling the goods to buy scag with. One of my mates worked in the CCTV room and they once caught a scaghead bird who hid a pair of scissors (for cutting lables off) in her manky knickers so they had to wait for the police to arrive to search her. Ahhhh the good old days... Oh, and working in CCTV they compiled the legendary "Slips and Trips" video which was mandatory viewing for anyone who wanted a fucking brilliant laugh watching people fall down escalators and walk into glass doors.
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)