Semi-Unexpected Nudity
It was june, I was 18.

It the first trip of many to the flattest of lands.

I was with my mate and his missus.

They had bailed out on me on one of the afternoons that we were there.
Not to be deterred with the lack of companions I ensconced myself in the local coffee shop.

Not one to shy away from social interactions I was happily chatting away to a group of lads from teh_toon.

Nice fellows all round. Usual bullshit for a conversation leads to the following question:

"Any one have any tattoo's or piercing's or anything?"

The whole group of lads started to look uncomfortable, I get the impression that they knew where this line of questioning would lead.

All except for the largest (In stature) member of the grou; whom had rather a smug grin on his features.

"I've got a Prince Albert!"

Myself being naive and unworldly (yea right!) was for a moment confused.

"That's one in your schlong isn't it?"

"Yup" he replies nonchalantly, "Wanna see it?"

My reply was this.

"I seriously don't think that you are going to whip out your piece infront of all of these people."

I was clearly mistaken.

Nice guys though, shame about the errant tadger.
(d347hm4n Fraggin your ass!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:55, 7 replies)

Just a suggestion...
We're not printing this out to mark it, so less of the double line spacing.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:33, closed)

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(d347hm4n Fraggin your ass!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:40, closed)

Well, have fun with that,
And good luck.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:45, closed)

it's not grammar
you fucking knob cheese
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:00, closed)

Prince Alberts.
....They're for pussies who daren't have an Apadravya....
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:04, closed)

I'm pretty sure
That a P.A. is for a penis...
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:31, closed)

I thought about it
I am too much of a wimp for that though. Settled for frenum and dydoe.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 18:58, closed)