Vomit and the deathly silence !!!!
Many moons ago I went out on the slash with friends and ended up in the dog house for what seemed like weeks.

Apparently I came home slightly pissed after drinking the best part of a bottle of vodka in an evening.

When i eventually got up in the morning nobody in my family was speaking to me,apparently I had got up in the middle of the night and chundered in the WC and gone back to bed,(Little did I know that I had missed the toilet and chundered all over the toilet seat).

A little later mummy dearest decided to get up and have a wee without putting the bathroom light on....... Yep she sat on my by now cooling vomit laden toilet seat !!!

Too say the atmosphere was frosty for the next few weeks would be an understatement, Even the dog appeared to be Pissed off with me.

The Old dear has never missed an oppertunity to embarass me ever since, When I took my future wife home it was nearly the first thing she was told about me, On our wedding day it was "bought up" as it were.

My ma-in-law was told, everybody in my family knows the story backwards.

I also once managed to throw up while riding my Motorbike home and wearing a full face Helmet that was interesting to say the least !!!!!
(ebagumsidog, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:15, Reply)