I was 15 and had spent the five years previous fancying girls but being terrified of being AN ACTUAL GAY. At fifteen I finally realised and accepted that I was a lesbian and I was fine with it even if everyone else wasn't.

I met a 17 year old girl at a local rock and pop concert in a town nearby where she lived, turned out she was gay too and we exchanged numbers and kept in touch (though at the time nothing happened).
Eventually we decided to meet up and she got the train to where I lived to spend the night, and though nothing was said prior it was pretty clear I was going to have my first lesbian experience with her, which I was completely terrified about. So terrified in fact that as soon as she arrived at my house I decided to have a drink for dutch courage, which then turned into me downing a whole 70cl bottle of cheap vodka in about 20 minutes. As soon as I had finished it we headed into town, we made it about halfway before I decide that I was just going to go for it, dragged her round the back of a bingo hall and went to kiss her. During my first ever proper kiss with a girl I vomited in her mouth, I don't remember feeling like I was going to be sick but I remember pulling away and seeing my sick on her chin and down her shirt and her looking absolutely horrified as I continued to be sick on the street. Then I passed out.

The next thing I remember was waking up in my bathtub with her washing shit off my legs. Apparently she called three taxis and they all refused to take me anywhere because I was such a vomitty mess. She dragged me home and kept dropping me and at one point dropped me in a pile of dog shit (though part of me thinks I probably did shit myself and she was saying that to try and save me a little dignity from the evening).

The most amazing thing was that it didn't disgust her THAT MUCH and we even laughed about it in the morning and stayed friends for years afterwards. Never got to fuck her though.
(bomb, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:33, 3 replies)

Wow,
she was a great friend to do all that for you.

(That sounded like sarcasm, didn't it?)
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 13:17, closed)

Girls can't fuck.
Unless it's preceeded by another word (fist for example).

I am very much in the Holden McNeil from Chasing Amy camp on this subject.
(TheColonel, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:43, closed)

More evidence that
lesbians are ace.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:57, closed)