Reading Festival 2006
They say festivals generally bring out the best/worst in people. The combination of sleeping in a field, drinking large amounts of alcohol and taking copious amounts of drugs tends to lower people's inhibitions quite a bit. Normally, this is a good thing. In some cases it's not. This is one of those cases.

It's mid afternoon on the Friday of the Reading Festival. I'm there thanks to £70 weekend tickets on eBay the week before and decide it'd be fun to walk up from the comedy tent to see Slayer on the main stage. Whoever was on before had just finished, made my way up to the front left. The ground's covered in rubbish. Cardboard beer cups, plastic bottles (some which seem to be full of piss), newspaper, dodgy festival noodles, etc. You don't really even want to sit down on it. Get down to the front and there's a fair bit of room as people are still filtering around. Look around, and there's a pretty wrecked looking couple sitting down and working on getting bits of food out of each other's teeth by the look of things. Wait around a bit killing time, look back over and they're getting a bit more passionate about the necking rolling about on the floor in the rubbish. Shudder and kill time playing spot the parent. Look back over... Oh god... Her skirt's up and his boxers are down over his arse crack... Surely they're not... Yup, they are.

Here's some a couple of pictures for your enjoyment. Just before people started throwing anything they could get their hands on (click for big).




(MattWPBS, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 11:45, 3 replies)

Is that...
Russell Brand? I recognise the belt.
(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 20:35, closed)

that's reading for you
I've seen that kind of behaviour too. Mingers.
( no longer a user, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 22:09, closed)

I think all QOTW stories need pictures as proof
So for this reason I am voting for this entry 100 times.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 17:22, closed)