My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not me! (honest!)A school friend of mine (namely Andrew) borrowed a dirty video from the school pervert. Bunking off from school early, he hurried home to do the deed.
As the only video player in the house was in the lounge, he checked to make sure no one was home, before settling down for a Thomas. Upon nearing the vinegar strokes, he hears his mum coming home from work early, in his panic, he realises he can only either A, cover himself up, or B, turn off the porn. Fearing the wrath of his mother, and the subsequent confiscating of the tape (which would of led to a sound drubbing from the school perv) he stops the tape…
Picture the scene. His mum bursts into the lounge, to find Andrew, sat next to a box of tissues, cock in hand, and postman pat on the TV. His excuse? He was hot.
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Docdead likes pork., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 23:32,
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