Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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weddings and funerals
At family weddings my older relatives used to tell me I was next, and they only stopped doing so when I started telling them the same at funerals.
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 6:59, Reply)
At family weddings my older relatives used to tell me I was next, and they only stopped doing so when I started telling them the same at funerals.
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 6:59, Reply)
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