The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Incestuous with no eyebrowsWhen I was at school there was a girl called Aimy (please note the spelling, it made her feel special). She was an odd girl, there was no denying it. One day in year 8, our Head Of Year came in to art to tell us that Aimy was looking slightly different and not to laugh at her. This was because she had shaved her eyebrows clean off. Not a hair remained. There was no reason for this, she had just felt like it I believe.
Two years later, I was working in a cafe cleaing up at the end of the day. I saw two people crouched over one of the tables outside. It was Aimy, 7 months pregnant sniffing lighter fluid with a friend. Genius.
Anyway, she had the kid and broke up with the father as apparently she was too violent towards him. No problem, she just got knocked up by someone else. Now who would voluntarily pair up with this well known mental case (whose eyebrows had grown back by now you´ll be pleased to hear). Why, only her previous boyfriends brother (you can imagine that conversation can´t you?..."Hey bro, sorry to hear that she was beating the crap out of you, can I have a go now?"). So by my calculations her children are brother/sister/cousin things.
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