Hmm. Wonder if this counts
Kid in our class at school used to seemingly randomly go to various girls in the class at morning registration, and just say 'Thank you' to them, and wander off. Just one each day, some days he wouldn't do it at all.

Occasionally he'd do it to the teacher.

He then rather stupidly admitted to one of his friends that in fact that was the person he had been thinking about when he had a wank the previous night. This took about a nanosecond to go round the whole school, and as of the second year of college 5 years later was pretty much still the leading topic of conversation.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:47, 5 replies)

Christ that must have been a dreary fucking school.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:00, closed)

Hello Dr. Shambollocks!
Yes, it was a bit.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:08, closed)

Awwww man. I haven't been called that in weeks.
I've gone all sentimental for the good old days of ... whichever prick was the most recent to make that hilarious joke. You guys!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:22, closed)

^*wanking to this*^
and thanking you now.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 17:24, closed)

Cool.
I'm going to start doing this.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:18, closed)