Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Mr Pearson was my Chemistry teacherHe never really believed in doing things on a small scale, so would demonstrate what effect water had on lithium and sodium by checking bloody great lumps at a bucket of water. Or the flammability of hydrogen by chucking burning rags at a 2 litre bottle of the stuff. Didn't believe in fume cupboards. 'Just put your hands up if you feel a bit lightheaded.' Had a tendency to sniff ether when the class was doing experiments and he got bored.
His piece de resistance was to shag the Physics teacher the gym. She was tied up with school ties. We know this because he videoed it and some students found the tape. And told The Sun...
For all I know, he may have apologised for length. The lucky bastard.
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biggus_richus, Sun 13 Nov 2005, 17:16,
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