I may have posted this before.
I was about 6, at the school sports day. I decided to enter the egg and spoon race. I can't tell this one that well, so you'll have to imagine Murray Walker doing it instead:

"And it's go, go, go! They're barreling down towards the first corner... And Flap Burger takes the lead! Pedal to the metal, flat out! Nearly at the finish line now... And... WHAT IS HE DOING?"

That's right, ladies and gents. I assumed the tape crossing the finish line was intended to mark out some kind of construction site, and ran right around it.

What a fucking mong.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:50, 6 replies)

Note to the B3tamods
make this win
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:53, closed)

hahahahaha!
fucking spaz classic!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:05, closed)

Hahha!
This is ace!
(nolongernuts, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:19, closed)

hahahaha
You may have failed back then, but you win now :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 2:19, closed)

I'm going to spend the week championing this tale, as it's the only funny one in amongst endless 'I entered a raffle and won some stuff' posts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:01, closed)

Argh
Now I'm reading everything in his voice.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:44, closed)